Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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