meet me or not, i'm out of control
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
