So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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