oh god the rape fog is back!
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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