this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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