We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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