Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Randomize