I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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