how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
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