No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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