I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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