doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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