Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I am available for nakedness
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