the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
The air was thick with penises
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I am one with the molecules
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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