420 ftw
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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