Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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