Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
