sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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