Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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