dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I am midnight drunk by noon
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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