Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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