Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
COCAINE IS GR8
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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