dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
now i know why i became what i already was.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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