How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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