school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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