Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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