Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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