Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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