So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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