There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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