We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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