I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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