how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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