are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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