I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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