Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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