shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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