TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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