They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
tonight lets celebrate not being married
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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