Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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