sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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