The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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