i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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