Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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