She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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