Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Randomize
