what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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