Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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