i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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