I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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