You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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