just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Why can't burritos get me drunk
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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