Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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