ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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